Alex Jenkins wasn’t exactly having the best week. Actually, he wasn’t having the best month, or year, for that matter. Being a stand-up comedian paid about as well as he could’ve imagined — poorly. But here he was, a Tuesday afternoon on Main Street, signing up to perform at a bizarre talent festival in the hopes of snagging some audience applause, or at the very least, a free meal.
As he scribbled his name on the sign-up sheet, a peculiar group caught his attention. A cluster of enthusiastic street performers were crowded around a distinctively ornate traffic light. It glimmered with an odd charm, and rumor had it, after twenty-three years of dutiful over-the-road service, it was rumored to grant luck to anyone who hijacked...respectfully acquired it.
“Hey, Alex, come on over! We need one more for our...uh, rehearsal!” An eager juggler waved and beckoned him over. With nothing better to do, Alex meandered their way.
“Rehearsal, huh? You all in the business of stealing traffic lights now?” he quipped, half-jokingly.
The ringleader, Brian, an acrobat with a broad smile that radiated mischief, clapped Alex on the shoulder as he explained, “No, no! It’s an act. See, the traffic light brings us such splendid luck; we reenact its tale annually. Care to join?”
Despite the nagging thought that joining a group of eccentrics wasn’t part of any reasonable routine, curiosity and free pretzels won over. “Alright,” Alex shrugged, “I’m your guy for 10 minutes!”
They were an odd assortment; two jugglers, a mime, and a contortionist that tied knots with her limbs while giving instructions. The plan was simple — or so they made it seem. A well-coordinated routine would be their cover to make way for a nimble swap of the lamp’s outer shell.
As they discussed the details, the wind changed, and everything turned comically hectic. The acrobat couldn’t land cleanly, the contortionist was stuck in a position she’d call ‘advanced corkscrew,' and the mime broke silence, introducing himself as Gary. But the true shock of Alex’s day wasn’t the chaos; it was when the entire light turned green and appeared to wink at him.
Predictably, disaster struck. Gary just switched his act to an impromptu vocal number about life’s ironies when the light fixture made a thunderous whirr, and suddenly — without any apparent input — disintegrated into a pile of green glowing dust.
“Oh heck!” Alex exclaimed. “Did I do that?”
Brian snickered, winking. “The trick is always to blame the unintentional performer.”
Just then, Marty, a local mayor-in-training who took city life too seriously, approached with the precision of a headmaster. “What’s the meaning of this? Are you hooligans meddling with town property?”
Despite the ensuing lecture, Gary’s artistic improvisation turned the situation into a performance masterpiece. Unscripted, but oddly finessed, they mimicked a band of magicians revealing ‘voila!’ to justify how the light never existed in the first place (or so Marty was convinced).
With a shamed exclamation of “Carry on!” Marty turned foot and walked off, convinced (probably) of the ephemeral nature of his reality.
End scene: Alex, bemused and wracked with laughter, exchanged stories of lost hopes and ‘found’ dust while they bent over in bouts of mirth.
As the festival season turned elsewhere and audiences dissipated, Alex received heartfelt invites to perform with the misfit ensemble. And would you believe it: audiences from far and wide came to witness what traction 'The Great Traffic Light Caper' had gathered.
And in an unpredictable way, Alex realized comedy lay not in just getting on stage, but in embracing the zany improvisation life threw back at him, tawdry dust of street lights included.